Friday, 12 August 2016

A sojourn in the woods

                           A sojourn in the woods

                                                         M.K.Kaw


Recently, I went on a visit to my daughter .She had been persuading us to take a few days off from the routine at Delhi and we succumbed  .She lives in a beautiful flat in Tata Sherwood , Basavanagar , Bengaluru.

The trip had a terrific start when searching for a cab at the airport and being confronted with unreasonable demands of Rs. 1700 and thereabouts, we sighted our daughter Iti looking for us. I must say it was a pleasant surprise and soon we were trundling along   at a fair pace to her house by the shortest route.

Raj and I never see the latest Bollywood releases because one has to take so many irksome steps and then see the artistic offering in a large darkened hall, surrounded by smelly strangers. You cannot repeat an especially emotion-laden scene, you cannot raise the volume when the romantic pair whisper sweet nothings in each other’s ears..

In my daughter’s house these rules do not apply. We were able to see the downloaded versions of latest offerngs and take cashewnuts and coffee while watching the drama.

As part of our itinerary, Iti and Rahul had laid on a five day trip to Coorg. Coorg is celebrated for its forests, cool air and its famous soldiers like Cariappa and Thimayya. The moment these names came up, I was inspired to tell my favourite tale of Sarswati river.How a great civilization was born on the banks of the river Sarswati. How a cataclysmic event destroyed that culture and dispersed the Sarswats across the sub-continent. How the Sarswat Brahmins were distributed to distant locations like Kashmir, Maharashtra, Coorg and Bengal. How all Sarswat brahmins were cousins. So we Kashmiri Pandits could boast of famous generals like Thimayya and Cariappa as our near relations.

We roamed in the dense forests of Coorg, where the trees were huge with large leaves which swished in the ever stormy wind and created the sound of music, as if there was a waterfall nearby. But when you ventured forth, gingerly clutching an umbrella in one hand, you were pleasantly surprised to discover that the whole melodrama was a creation of Nature.
So one afternoon, when we were invited to a guided tour of a coffee plantation, we went in the innocent belief that  it would be an idyllic  stroll over an evenly laid out smooth terrain where the walk would be like a saunter  over a woollen Persian carpet.

And I must say that it started well. The slim knowledgeable youth who introduced himself as Subba Rao, an executive with the coffee plantation, which was spread over 200 acres, appeared to be the ideal person to introduce a party of fifteen persons  to the plantation, where the air was overladen with the aroma of coffee and cardamom.  And the forest path had a soft, feathery touch to it and there was no mud or jagged stone to spoil the effect.

As we proceeded to survey the plants and Subba Rao waxed eloquent on the quality of the products of Coorg, the path became steep and damp and sharp-edged. Our feet were plastered with muck and gtime. I found it increasingly hazardous to negotiate the track. A stage came when my granddaughter Monal and son-in-law Rahul  literally carried me over the rough terrain.

Raj later told me that we looked like Mahatma Gandhi being supported by two girls when he went for an evening stroll. She would have photographed us, had it not been a stressful experience for her, with the fear that all three of us would come tumbling down.

Every time Subba Rao opened his mouth, I asked him a queation.’”When do we reach the terminal point of this tour?” Rao would make a face and deflect the question.  In the later stages of the tour, he pointed to the fat goats grazing so contentedly on the slopes,”Relax, Sir! A jeep is waiting for us and it will carry us back.”

The promise of that jeep sustained me  over the track which seemed to become steeper, muddier and more and more hazardous with every step. At long last Rao stopped and made his final peroration. He revealed that we would be greeted with a hot steaming cup of coffee when we reached the starting point.

 Everything happened as planned. The jeep came just half an hour late, we were shipped up that steep climb and the cups of coffee were there, though tepid and sweet. But one should not be ungrateful.  It will be long before I shall forget that sojourn in the woods


. Especially the fat ruddy leeches who made their bloody appearance in the hotel room when we took off our shoes and socks.